I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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