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Sharpest. Poop. Ever.

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(407): View more from Florida

Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...

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(404): View more from Georgia

Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.

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(480): View more from Arizona

my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station

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(319): View more from Iowa

Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?

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Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.

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Thanks bro

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(678): View more from Georgia

I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college

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