I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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