and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It was confusing and full of hummus
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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