"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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