If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
