whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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