The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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