yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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