I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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