i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Randomize
