No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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