just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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