If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
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