Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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