i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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