so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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