been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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