dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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