I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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