Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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