R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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