I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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