You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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