Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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