Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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