Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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