I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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