I wish I could teleport
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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