I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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