id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
