What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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