There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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