My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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