Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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