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The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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