Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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