ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I have fence marks all over my body
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