im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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