sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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