We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
jump out the window naked night went bad
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