haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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