new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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