He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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