i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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