We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
be right there i have to get my cape
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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