I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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