thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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