So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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