You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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