How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I need water and some morals
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
