The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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