I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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