You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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