Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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