OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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